strangersatthemall:

oH MYF UCKING GOD

thaxted:

underthevastblueseas:

The sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi) is a footlong fish that lives off the Pacific coast of North America. When unthreatened, the fringehead’s visage is fairly unremarkable. But if a marine predator (or stray human hand) attempts to dislodge a fringehead from its crevasse, the fish will race into action, brandishing its frightening Predator-like mouth at the interloper.

And things get even stranger when two sarcastic fringeheads get embroiled in a turf war. How strange? Two words: “mouth wrestling.” Are you brave enough to behold the angriest make-out party in the animal kingdom?

via // [video source]

wow, “sarcastic fringehead” describes me pretty well. that’s a spot-on depiction of my make-out technique also.

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

crankkky:

dont even talk to me unless u have this hairstyle 

carryonanddontblink:

iamafrayedknot:

jensedpadaleckles:

I’ve seen a lot of this guy and his good deeds on my dashboard. It got me curious as to who he is.

I did a little research and found out that his name is Andrew Ducote.

He no longer works for Disneyland on a count of the fact that they didn’t want him playing Peter Pan anymore because he was getting wrinkles under his eyes. They offered him another job at the park but he refused. He liked being Peter Pan and he didn’t want another position. 

He ended up getting married to a girl named Hali Gaskins who played Wendy at the park. 

His twitter.

I know that I can’t be the only one who was curious about him. Hence this post.

How ironic that Peter Pan got fired for growing up

^^^ Rebloging again for the comment above~ 

youthopian:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

vardaesque:

silvenhorror:

gerardandlindseyway:

onthesideoftheotters:

iamahendrocks:

This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.

Yes.

Really.

wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?

oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday

…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)

IM CRYING THEY SELL BATCHES OF LIKE FIRST-TRY BLEND MAKEUP AND THEY’RE ALL JUST CALLED HERP DERP HURR DURR

_{The Dying Detective, His Last Bow}

catitia:

digitintheremisterspock:

sspock:

SOMETIMES I GET SAD BECAUSE LEONARD NIMOY DOESN’T PLAY SPOCK ANYMORE BUT THEN I REMEMBER NOW HE’S AGREEING TO DO STUFF LIKE THIS AND IT’S ALL OKAY

WHY LEONARD WHYYYYY

oh my god

sicklysandy:

And the reason everyone love Lottie is because holy hell does she exceed expectations.

Not only is she openly best friends with a colored woman, something downright shocking for their time period, right when you expect her to yell at Tiana for embarassing her and ruining the beignets intended to win over Naveen, she doesn’t. She immediately helps the poor girl in the house, cleans her up, and gives her the prettiest dress she has. Who honestly saw that coming?

And my god, the ending. She’s ready to kiss the frog, and get the prince she’s always wanted, and the moment she finds out Tiana loves him? 

She agrees to kiss him so he and Tiana can get married. No strings attached. And she’s crying tears of joy because Tiana finally found her man. She loves Tiana that much.

Lottie is a character who came out of nowhere, is spoiled sweet, and won over everyone in the theater. And she looks damn great doing it.

niknak79:

I think they named this street appropriately.